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Ninja dogs!!!! 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 3
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Re:Ninja dogs!!!! 2 Years, 7 Months ago Karma: 3

Note the blue text shows references to famous dogs.

0:00 Well, I am ninja, he is ninja, she is ninja too.
I am ninja, we are ninja and I believe that you are ninja too!

JOHN ASKS A NINJA, "It is said that ninjas can move through solid objects like walls and doors. How can I teach my dog this skill, so I don't have to let him out?"
Laziness! Sure! That's what being a ninja is all about [sarcasm].
0:29That being said, teaching your dog ninja skills is fine as long as you realise that once you do he is no longer man's best friend. Canine ninjas or Caninjas are serious business.
I got a friend who taught his dog how to use hyper ninja speed like........[sounds].
Ripped his arm right out of his socket. And that was a poodle!
(He) didn't think about the ramifications on that one.
Life lesson!
0:53 And I'm just saying this cos shirking your responsibility seems to be your main goal, so I have no doubt that once you teach your dog this skill, he'll have no use for you and he'll probably eat your head.
FOCUS is a big problem with the Rin Tin Tinjas. Dogs get distracted very easily, so if Benja is halfway through a wall and he forgets where he was going, you're going to have a hard time explaining to your book club why scooby death is sticking halfway through your front door.
1:18 Here is another sock to the branium (cranium=part ofyour brain), just because you teach him the skill, doesn't mean you control how he uses it.
I had another buddy of mine, he taught his dog how to be a master of disguise. The dog ran away.
3 years later he found out that his long time girlfriend was actually his dog.
HYAA
That'll mess you up. Talk about councelling!!!
I don't think you're going to find that one on Dr. Phil
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1:38 So don't be surprised if he starts using that thing all over the place.
He'll walk through any wall in the house. So places that used to be private moments or closed door situations. Well they're now going to have one more cold nose and a little bit more panting.
THANKS FOR THE QUESTION
Your Caninja looks forward to killing you soon!
Woof woof woof woof!

Who let the ninjas out??!!!

Now I'm just getting tacky.
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